No, kiddies, Mel Brooks is not guest hosting Raw, but Stone Cold Steve Austin is next week! In honor of the Rattlesnake's one-night return (and, of course, movie promo), let's take a look back at the guest hosts whom we wish Stone Cold was around for so he could end our misery with a Stunner...

Dennis Miller, Dec. 14, 2009: As we watched Miller host the Slammy Awards episode of Raw, we wondered how he ever made it as a comedian. Oh, yeah, and he made pretty obvious he's not that big of a wrestling fan when he introduced Triple H with the nickname "The Show."

Don Johnson and Jon Heder, Jan. 18, 2010: Actually, this night probably would have been okay if it was just Don Johnson. Jon Heder was just horrible. He made his character in "Napoleon Dynamite" look like a normal person. All this, and he attempted to wrestle, and really should have worn something to cover his pasty, scrawny chest.

Jerry Springer, Feb. 15, 2010: Because of Jerry's outrageous talk shows, the Raw Superstars decided to stage a "Secret Lives" segment. But, it was just strange and disturbing, even for Jerry Springer. With this one, I would suspect Stone Cold would give a Stunner to all the Superstars involved, start to share a beer with Jerry, then decide to stun him, too.

Criss Angel, March 8, 2010: I had never seen Criss Angel perform until Monday night, and now I'm glad I didn't waste my money to watch one of his shows. He really brought down a Raw show competing against a TNA show on Red Bull.

Which leaves me wondering, why didn't they get Stone Cold for last week? Maybe they decided they let who ever wanted to take a peek at TNA take their peek, and then make sure everyone came back to Raw the following week...

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