Thursday, January 17, 2013

Somebody's Getting Married

You're invited. Brooke Hogan will participate her first wrestling wedding tonight on TNA Impact.

I say "first" because, if she's anything like her WWE counterpart, Stephanie McMahon, she will have a few chances to experience joy, sorrow and complete rage while wearing a white dress.

I'm sure considering her father's objections to the relationship, 24-year-old Brooke is not expecting the perfect wedding, but just the fact that she is walking down a ramp to a ring for her ceremony is not exactly a good thing. If she's trying to top Stephanie, well, it's going to be tough.

Stephanie's first three (yes, three!) weddings were back in 1999 when she was 22 years old. Undertaker kidnapped her and made her his bride in April. Then, in November, she was willingly marrying Test, when Triple H interrupted and announced he had footage. In this now classic footage, he married an unconscious Stephanie at a drive-thru chapel in Vegas.

In her final (at a wrestling event-- she really did marry Triple H in 2003) walk down the aisle in 2002, Stephanie wanted to save her marriage with Triple H and renew their vows. Unfortunately, she lied to him by claiming she was pregnant, and instead of saying, "I do," he pedigreed Vince.

See what happens at Brooke and Bully Ray's wedding on Impact at 8 p.m. on Spike.


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