Hardy a chance
Tonight, Jeff Hardy will get a shot at the TNA World Heavyweight Championship.
In other words, he won't have trouble getting through airport security due to a new accessory.
Why? Even though Hardy is incredibly talented, it's going to take him much longer than it's been sober (at we hope he is sober) and well-behaved to earn back the trust of the company. Think about it, would you want him, with his track record even in just the past year, to be the face of your company?
If Dixie Carter and Hulk Hogan do, their middle names might as well be "Nero."