While some may perform mock Royal Rumbles using the latest WWE video game, we at The Trentonian took a different approach.

See, we have access to a small child who has a collection of WWE Rumblers, as well as the Rumbler ring, perfect for testing Rumble results.

The ring has paddles the child presses to make the ring floor move, eventually causing Rumblers (and various surprise guests) to go over the top rope.


The child chose 15 competitors (you really can't fit more than that in the ring) and placed them all in the ring for the event. Then, the bell rang.

Almost immediately, Triple H was thrown out. Soon, Alberto Del Rio and Luke Skywalker followed.

Surprisingly, John Cena was then no longer seen in the ring. Shawn Michaels couldn't save himself from exiting the ring with Jango Fett. Then, Sin Cara (actually the blue Rey Mysterio which the child calls Sin Cara) was tossed out.

The Rock wasn't cooking, because he was thrown out next. Then, with a big gasp from the child, Sheamus went over the top rope. Possibly the biggest heel ever in Rumble history, The Joker, was out next.

The final five stared each other down, then started rumbling again. Quickly, R. Truth, John Morrison and Rey Mysterio were eliminated.

C.M. Punk put up a hard fight, but eventually he was over powered by the Wookie World Order.

That's right. Chewbacca won our mock Royal Rumble. I never said this thing was scientific.

"Do you really think Chewbacca will win the Royal Rumble?" the small child asked wide-eyed.

We'll see, little kid. We'll see.

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