Thursday, November 27, 2008

Wrestling Gift Guide

Thanksgiving Day is here, so it’s time to start checking off our holiday shopping lists. Here are a few gift ideas for the wrestling fans in your life:

For Dad
He turned on the TV Saturday mornings and introduced you to the world of professional wrestling. Thank him by getting him one of the WWE Classic Superstars action figures. There’s Captain Lou Albano, Killer Kowalski, Tatanka, Bobby Heenan, The Genius Lanny Poffo and many more. They are available in most stores that sell toys.

For Mom
If Mom is a hardcore wrestling fan, get her a DVD of her favorite wrestler, or the Best of Raw DVD. If she’s a cook, you have to get her JR’s Original BBQ Sauce – it is so good. If she will sit through a Pay Per View to humor you, get her the 25th Anniversary of Wrestlemania 2009 Calendar. Besides the basic days of the week and holidays, the calendar includes events, history and trivia, so Mom can learn a little about the WWE and maybe she’ll have something more than Randy Orton’s abs to comment on during Wrestlemania this year.

For your girlfriend/wife/mistress
You could get her her favorite superstar’s shirt, but you don’t want her wearing another guys shirt right? Instead, let her know she’s a diva to you and get the WWE Divas baby tee. Or, if you think she’s a knockout, get the TNA Knockouts Ko De Lis T-shirt. Warning: WWE women’s clothing runs a little small (I guess it’s juniors sizing or something), so you may want to order up a size. I don’t know about TNA women’s sizing.

For your husband
The Triple H Hammer T-Shirt. It’s unlike any other wrestling shirt. It’s awesome. Please, please, please get it. Or the Sting Fireworks T-Shirt.

For your best friend
Smackdown vs. Raw 2009. TNA iMpact video game. Then you get to play it, too.

For your brother
Either the TNA Logo Hoodie or the DX Illustrated T-Shirt. Or both.

For your sister
If she doesn’t already own it, get the WWE Raw Greatest Hits CD.

For the child
Any wrestling action figure, or if you want the “awesome” response, get one of the rings for the wrestlers to “compete” in.

For the baby
Go to Spencers in the mall. In the baby onesie area, they have a DX onesie with a pacifier and the words “Suck It.” At last check, it was on clearance.

For your home
If you hire a decorator or have a wife, she may want to have a matchy theme throughout a room or the house for the holidays. Well, for those of you not that lucky, I have decorating theme for you- green and black. That’s right, a DXmas! The tree is already green. Just get the DX stockings, Santa hat and all the DX and Triple H and Shawn Michaels ornaments at Place a WWE Divas Snow Globe (they are pillow fighting) on the mantle. Wrap your gifts in plain green wrapping paper. Oh, and to dress up for dinner, instead of throwing on a sweater, vest or combination of the two (sweater vest), go for the DX Merry DXmas shirt over your button-down shirt or turtleneck. If you celebrate Hannukah, there’s even a DX yarmulke you can wear.

Happy shopping!


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