Monday, October 27, 2008

Raw: Monday Night Chaos

Chris Jericho believes he lost his title at Cyber Sunday because of a conspiracy lead by GM Mike Adamle to rid him of the title. So, with his sour-four-year-old-child face, Jericho announced he was getting his rematch next week. Ah, but Adamle, to ensure there was no outside interference, decided to put the match in a steel cage.

As Jericho sulked away, Randy Orton came down the ramp to request Shane and Stephanie McMahon come to Raw next week to fire Adamle or he quits. Geez, Randy, with all your steroid suspensions and falling off your bike just before your return from injury, I’d say your pretty lucky to still have your job. Think Jeff Jarrett’s going to care who your daddy is if you mess up on TNA?

Rowdy Roddy Piper, Goldust and Honky Tonk got more play from their Cyber Sunday appearance by showing up as guest commentators for Santino Marella’s match against Charlie Hass dressed up as Beth Phoenix. However, shortly after the bell rang, the three were in the ring, and Santino’s head was through a guitar.

**Don’t forget Raw starts at 8 week for the record-breaking 800th episode! Miz and Morrison v. DX! Batista v. Jericho in a steel cage! (Tickets are still available if you want to fly down to Tampa and show up at the St. Pete Times Forum wearing a Phillies jersey over your DX shirt…)**

Raw Results (10/27):
World Tag Team Title Match: CM Punk and Kofi Kingston v. Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase, Punk pins DiBiase, Punk and Kingston win title
Kelly Kelly, Candice Michelle and Mickie James v. Jillian, Victoria and Katie Lea, Kelly pins Katie Lea
Rey Mysterio v. Evan Bourne, Mysterio pins Bourne (the two get attacked by their Goliaths post-match)
Jericho and JBL v. Batista and Shawn Michaels (Michaels unable to compete after being attacked backstage by JBL before match, but eventually limps out to ring for a pivotal Sweet Chin Music) Batista pins JBL

Key WWE injuries/absences:
John Cena: herniated disc in neck, expected to return Nov. 23 at Survivor Series
Randy Orton: broken collarbone, expected to return to action mid-November
Edge: in Hell (or Florida, promoting SD on My Network TV)
Mr. Kennedy: dislocated shoulder early August, return unknown
Melina: broken ankle, expected to return late November/early December


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